Come on fam you are too big to be crying like that...

If Draymond was any more of a dick he’d have to kick himself in the head. 

I was hoping I could pick him up for a song.

This is a moot point. Kyrie is covered by the Rose Rule, which means he has to wait until July 1st to have both knees removed and face credible rape allegations.

“Sean, Drew, Michael, Alvin. Guys. Listen. I’m sorry. You have to understand my position here. I wish I could help you. I really do. Nobody feels worse about this than I do. Except for you and your fans, of course. But I hate what this has done to the sport. I really do. The only worse possible outcome here would be…

Until the team owners (Both owners during his time) told him that he could not, under any circumstances, tear the team down and rebuild, Joey was actually really fucking good at the job. Yes, Darko was a huge mistake, but he turned a leaving anyway Grant Hill into Ben Wallace and Chucky Atkins, turned basically…

It’s almost like billionaires are a bad thing....

In that situation, I’m going to shoot it. I’m Joel. I’m Joel Embiid. I don’t get disrespected. I do the disrespecting

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

They’re more sympathetic than the Celtics in literally every universe! I checked!

Me, in the actual article above this comment: “I’m a Wizards fan.”

He’s popular with baby boomers who hate Bernie.

Click-bait. I haven’t seen a single Democrat that said they’d vote for this cock knocker. If anything, his libertarian views would peel off more Trump voters than Democrat (He’d definitely claim the 12% of Bernie voters that thought voting for Twitler was just fine).

Boston should send Kyrie to NOLA and watch him fall off the face of the earth.

Weren’t you mad online that Zach Lowe wrote an article about this very topic?

Why did God take Roy Halladay and leave us wtih this walking pile of human garbage that is Curt Schilling.

Why does a leader of the Indonesian genocide get to play in so many PGA Tour Pro-Ams?

You are right. It’s more of a sexism/racism swirl.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

that’s the funniest Jazz fuck-up since Whiplash