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Carlk?

Growing up in Washington, I thought it was “Fight for old DC!”

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

Philadelphia Eagles Twitter Account Run By Shameless Biter

Philadelphia Eagles Twitter Account Run By Shameless Biter

maybe he said ‘gettin, eh’?

New Ohio State Coach Ryan Day Has Already Poached A Pair Of Michigan Coaches

Oh man! Burned by Brick!

Are you confusing English and British?

“Scotland”

When she said “Mongolian” she was dog-whistling retarded.”

Makes a lot more sense now! (Also, I would love to be plucked from greys and promoted to the big show, thanks in advance!)

Interesting, because many of the accused name you as the real culprit.

Everything is coming up Milhouse Snyder!

“Let me take a stab at it.

Dude, I wouldn’t mind being sullied by wealth. You could sully the shit outta me with wealth. 

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

According to the website, “Greek Name Generator,” Rick Pitino would be Grosskreep Dropaloadfast.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.