First thing he bought with his money was an amusement park, because now they HAVE to let him ride the rollercoasters.  Next stop was a shopping spree at Armani Kids.  He really is living on top of the world now, his previous high was when he successfully climbed a chair to get to the cookies on the top shelf.  What a…

Let’s see you guys make a jumpshot with your mom on your back.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Over-controlling mom and cameras around the house? We now know the source of the thoracic outlet syndrome. Turn on a blacklight and it’ll look like a Dexter episode.

I want to marry this post. I’ve been living on this plantation for decades and the righteous rage against our Congressional overlords has never diminished one bit over this time. It always pissed me off that the Tea Party Patriot label, which we fucking deserve because of actual taxation without representation, was…

As a DC taxpayer, I could not be more against a DC stadium and I could not be more sure that whatever the city ends up doing will be terrible for residents across the city.

Whenever I see Horace wearing contact lenses.

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

You shoulda seen all the trim he got in middle school!

SHAME ON YOU! There's no reason to be sorry.

Never met a Jesse Palmer stan before, this is weird.

I think you meant a migraiine and diiarrhea

longtime quarterbacks coach DeFilippo

Can people please stop with the idea that interns at billion dollar corporations aren’t actually highly qualified entry level employees that the corporation would just rather not pay a fair wage?

The past vs the future? No, the Jedis are from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Probably contemporaneous with the Cretaceous period; I assume this is an accurate historical reenactment.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

Most of what they say is nonsense, but these guys are a blast to watch either way.