Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

You can bake one cake but it does not make you a baker.

Rovell is a turd, but a relatively benign one. You just try not to step on it, and you you go about your day. He doesn’t come across as maliciously stupid, like the Francesca and Ingraham types.

I was just happy with a Super Bowl win over New England, but now you’re giving my team credit for scoring 48 points in the game? Party! Bonus!

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

Good lord, the Sabres are still playing? Thought they became the Clippers?

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

You’ve heard of Twitter.

When reached for comment Brian Kemp confirmed he has opened an investigation into the Democratic Party of Georgia to get to the bottom of this.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

That got intense pretty fast.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

You got yourself the beginnings of a hit song on the modern country charts there, my friend.

“Yeah. Threatened.”

“I regret the fact I tried to be a father figure.”

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

“Top Youth Soccer Recruits for Trump” is fucking PHENOMENAL. 10-year-old Braydon loves himself some white nationalism!

As a person who grew up in one of the listed towns (actually grew up there, not a shoobie), i don’t think i’ve ever seen anyone list AC as the best at anything other than highest populations of hookers, drugs, and gambling (not that there is anything wrong with any of those things)

Atlantic City on top? AC is Camden with gambling and an ocean view. And Ocean City can’t be ranked second because it’s a dry town. Keeping Stone Harbor out of the Top 5 is an abomination. Turn in your beach tags, Petchesky.

“Fifty Shades of Rubin” sounds like a sandwich at Applebees.