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Not to be that guy, but 2004 players throwing opening pitches is going to take, like, 19 hours.

Update: Curt’s tweeting about Brock Boeser and uh, some other shit

Pistons definitely deserved the win, just given how Blake Griffin went off, but does anyone here want to defend Embiid not attempting a shot in OT (until they ran an in-bounds play for him at the three point line with 1.8 seconds left) despite being guarded by Zaza Pachulia, who had 5 fouls?

Looks like Embiid awkwardly fell to the ground five feet away from the wrong guy.

“My socks are hard to put on because my hips are getting tight. My right leg is always shorter than the left so my back is always locked. Acid reflux is messing up my vocal cords. Jaw is sore some mornings. Nightmares.”

His shirt is so big, yet his jeans are so small.

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

Best offensive possession of the day for the Jags

Actually it’s two individuals with the generally correct but challenging position bickering amongst each other over how to achieve their goal, drawing attention to their petulant behavior instead of the cause at hand. Subsequently every one else gets sick of their shit and focuses on how shitty these people can be and

This is like Splinter writers trying to out woke one another.

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Gruden’s just a Shell of the franchise.

So let me get this straight. A white billionaire septuagenarian is in a spat with a young, black Butler?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Falcons fan here. We’d love to be 2-2 right now.

When the Cavs called, Thibodeau said he’d only trade Jimmy Butler if he got back 2 first round picks, LeBron James, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Mo Williams, and that up-and-coming 3-point shooter, Boobie Gibson.

Don’t tape me bro!