Just wait for the day Big Johnson comes back

It hurts because it’s true. So very, very true.

I will always remember Kobe freezing out and cursing at Jeremy Lin during a timeout and then close lining Lin when he went to Charlotte. He had the audacity of playing it off as unintentional.

The Kobe thing is infuriating because sports radio hosts named her and said she deserved to lose her anonymity because she accused someone of rape. It’s also disgusting that Kobe was given a hero’s exit when he retired and everyone pretty much forgot about the rape case. Everyone also overlooks the fact that Kobe is a…

Some coked up asshole.

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

That’s good, but this is a masterpiece: http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/07/07/the_carolina_panthers_spent_three_days_secretly_tweeting_the_fresh_prince.html

Bastian, how many dongs do you think you’ll ding at the Superbowl Cup Finals?

I’d have pegged you as more of a Rex Morgan, M.D. kind of guy, chortling to yourself while reading it on your hot couch in your not air-conditioned apartment.