lotta guys out there robbing Peter for him

This is the obligatory reminder that according to Deadspin, the Lakers should have, nay, deserved to be gifted Anthony Davis because they’re so well run.

You know the raptors clinched the Eastern conference title yesterday and are onto the NBA finals yes?

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

Harsh but fair, I guess

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It’s assholes all the way down, man...

Today in “human beings perplexingly defending other human beings that were being assholes” ...

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

I love when these evangelical d-bags like Broussard say they’re gonna pray for someone they just insulted. Please flat earther, walk to where you think the end of the earth is and jump 

“In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.
I’ve asked for nudes, topless, bottomless, wet t-shirt, blurred nips, no face, blurred face, ass, ass cleavage, thong, partial thong, white panty, feet, toes, legs, a reverse Kirby with human feet where you…

Always great when some dickhead shouts “DURR SPEAK ENGLISH DURRRR,” and then his command of the written english language is hot garbage. 

Sadly, I can top this…

I’ve been calling NBC Sports for weeks. They kept showing Hurricanes instead of the goddamn Hartford Whalers games.

Odd. Normally, it’s the Catholic schoolboys who get pounded in the butt by a man with a cross.

Western Christian High School player Caleb Doktor

“Her run didn’t mean anything if they were down two”

so that the show could use its budget in less episodes

Yeah, you definitely did not read this article. This article is not about whether we should fill out our ballots on computers/paper/cows etc. Rather, this article goes over ballot itself, specifically, how we can better select candidates using voting methods that’s different from the check one (and only one) candidate…