It’s a genre story... of revenge.

But the term is “domestic violence”, not “domestic” “violence”. Words, like letters, often take different meanings when combined in specific ways.

Not sure what level of sarcasm you’re operating under or if you really think this article is being “needlessly pedantic” but I suggest actually read the article. Take notes this time instead of just coming up with a lame quip.

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I like to imagine Snyder praying, asking God, “What did I do to deserve this?” and God replying, “You mean this week? Or long-term?”

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

The most unfathomable thing about this is that these butt-eaters have been allowed to play 28 MNF games in the last 30 years. Banish them!

That or they could pay for the video. It seems like the NFL calls these places, asks for the video and gets turned down. TMZ calls, asks how much for the video, then pays for it. Only difference is, TMZ actually wants to see what’s on the tape, the NFL just wants to say “we tried” to get the tape, even though if…

He’s not an idiot, though.

That’s nothing. You should see my boy when we tell him we’re going for walkies.

Looks like my dog when she goes for a ride in the car.

SMH, failed to recognize the true heroes...

Yessssssss, pump it directly into my veins. That’s worth waking up for.

INTANGIBLES: Former Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio once wore a suit during a game, something that really should catch on if the NFL wants to make more headway in Europe, whose football managers typically wear suits. It is entirely possible the Colts utterly withered before the legacy of that rare but unforgettable m…

The College Football Playoffs should be 8 teams and fans should get to vote for the last two spots. This would be a good system with exactly zero flaws. I will not be taking questions. 

Map of Americans who thought it was a 1st down:

I’m available. I’ll let Aaron call the plays.

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

And with that touchdown pass, Odell passes Nathan Peterman for 45th most in the NFL this season.