Tech? Absolutely. Ejection? Come on.

4chan is down again?

If you’re going to have a player go off for 50 points against a team like that, you better be winning that game.

+1 set of chastity pajamas

From a different era and a more personal memory, Tom “Antonio McDyess Consolation Prize” Gugliotta. $58M 1999 dollars straight into a burning barrel.

Best method for handling troll grays!

Only to people with some semblance of empathy.

Whoooosh is the correct onomatopoeia here. Zipper noises take this to a different part of town.

Area codes are stupid because people move and don’t change their numbers, and they’re inherently cliquish. Airport codes however are VERY fucking cool.

Here I am, commenting on your absurdly click-bait-laden piece that boils down to ‘member when things were more subjective and we had more content to bitch about’. I hate myself and will consider adding you to the Billy memorial ‘never click’ list.

“But hey, at least they got people to think about the Phoenix Suns for the first time all season.”

Every time I see the ‘puts on sunglasses’, my brain automatically starts up with The Who/CSI “Won’t Get Fooled Again”, despite having only ever seen perhaps two episodes. I hate my brain.

Tell me about it...

The last time I got in fist fight was in the 8th grade, when a particularly racist little fuck decided to twice call me that word that people call white people that get along with black people. My old mormon coach, while being a noted disciplinarian, turned and walked away for a moment while I gave him a good beating.

Unlike Davis, Simmons plays for a team that is both competently run and competitive;

It might remind you of the piece written by this author, on this site, 15 days ago: https://deadspin.com/what-it-was-like-to-be-a-sex-worker-during-the-super-bo-1832443479

Poor Tom McKay and the crew at Earther can’t even get a rep from their own teammates: https://earther.gizmodo.com/tokyo-is-testing-a-new-system-to-detect-guerilla-rain-a-1832690727

Underrated annual tradition: Dan Patrick dramatic reading of the Stern interview about the Suns suspensions.

This reminds me, in a recurring nightmare sort of way, that the Suns brass (supported by some of their un-knowing asshole fans) decided that they had to blow up a perennial contender to not-resign Amare because he didn’t have THE HEART OF A CHAMPION, and instead gave the same quantity of dollars to Hedo Torkoglu, Josh…

Is this satire? Was your profile hacked by one of those Lakers’ stans that is harassing Woj until he announces the trade?