I think it’s about time you found work, Fred Hoiberg.

Thunderous dunking, Kudos. I think many-a-footyspin-reader has Billy PTSD, so please give them some leeway.

There are many great comments on this post, but this is the finest. Kudos.

He sent himself in the form of his son and then allowed himself to die for our benefit. Also, previously, he had a third form of himself insert himself into a lady’s womb. #monotheism

I cannot (yet) empathize with what you’ve been through, losing the Sonics like that. However your ‘college basketball is better’ take is utter madness, and you should be jailed immediately.

There have been many, many bits spilled on the subject of how terrible the average football or even NFL coach is. The combination of driving factors is pretty stark: repetitive brain trauma and probable addiction to narcotics as a player, people whose interests seem to be exclusively football based, extreme…

Accidentally canning resumes from @aol.com, @hotmail.com, and @yourprovider.com is my favorite form of soft age-based discrimination in hiring.

Because, as the article explains, it’s not the union’s prerogative to go after these agents, and also it’s a waste of everyone’s time.
And yet, somehow you are ungrayed...

Because, as the article explains, it’s not the union’s prerogative to go after these agents, and also it’s a waste of everyone’s time.
And yet, somehow you are ungrayed...

I’m an idiot. Boo me.

Thank you Diana. Awaiting Will Leitch’s comment.

I’m gonna assume this a burner-name joke +1

They’re not even good at being Machiavellian. ‘Hope no one notices’ is a cartoon evasion strategy.

Or a woodpecker!

He’s a steer. You should really watch the clip.

Justin and P.J. deserve to be on this list, you monster.

Did Devin Booker age out, or perform out of this list?

I really wish someone would pull that stick out of Joe Buck’s ass, and then beat him to death with it.

I was wondering... do all the others not have signatures, or they selectively included for maximum profiling amusement?

President Trump has done more the Jews than any president I can remember