Thank you Diana. Awaiting Will Leitch’s comment.

I’m gonna assume this a burner-name joke +1

They’re not even good at being Machiavellian. ‘Hope no one notices’ is a cartoon evasion strategy.

Or a woodpecker!

He’s a steer. You should really watch the clip.

Justin and P.J. deserve to be on this list, you monster.

Did Devin Booker age out, or perform out of this list?

I really wish someone would pull that stick out of Joe Buck’s ass, and then beat him to death with it.

I was wondering... do all the others not have signatures, or they selectively included for maximum profiling amusement?

President Trump has done more the Jews than any president I can remember

“Living rent free in your head” is the root concept of the more modern triggered, which is far more popular among the worst people. For some reason I find the former a tad more acceptable than the latter.

Entirely too late on this, and I recognize there are plenty of things to be legitimately enraged about with respect to gymnastics... but I don’t recall seeing any of the ‘Qatar engages in slavery to build its stuff’ thinkpieces, in contrast with the World Cup. Is hosting this thing in Qatar OK?

The Suns also hired Lon Babby. He was particularly disastrous.

As long as we’re on cognitive dissonance, Partee is caucusing with these fucks. They’ve always been a significant part of the base, and Trump un-masked them. Partee is voting for their interests.
This man is a fool and a traitor.

Dan: Philadelphia: I Live There!

Counterpoint: I am endlessly curious if any of the people who say those things have ever been here (during the 8 non-shitty months).

Also, I know that Florida Man keeps Arizona Man off the front pages, but Phoenix proper is actually 70/30 Democrat. The suburbs are just that brutal. 

This seems to undersell how much of a ‘punk-ass bitch’ Ingram looks like during this whole sequence, which frustration doesn’t really justify.

Would you provide your favorite criteria for promoting a commenter out of the grays?

As a person who spent his formative years being taunted by a combination of LA castoffs and front-running assholes who wish they were from LA, all misery and disappointment endured by the fans of Dodgers/Lakers/[Raiders/Rams] makes me completely turgid, and may even outweigh the actual occasional successes of my own…

I’m glad there will be video again, but seeing this gave me Timmy-melancholy. Tough act to follow... I do not envy you.