That doesn’t look safe at all. Wet feet and tile? I did an unintentional split just thinking about it.

they’d be hard-pressed find a whiter kick, to be honest.

oh ok, now i get it

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

Its called line-x every truck pretty much comes with it now...GM has warped your mind with its terrible commercials 

Swallowed the Chevy commercial hook line and sinker, eh? That ad was as BS NBC’s incindiary framing of the 80's Chevy pickups with the side mounted gas tanks. You’d have to be a fool to treat a brand new truck like that without a bed liner.

I never understood those Chevy commercials. I’ve never seen a pickup without a bed liner. Is it even possible to get exposed metal beds? And if so, why on earth would you?

That the “Wounded Warrior Project” has to exist is mind-boggling. We have broken these young men and women in service of thier country, yet hope that a charitable organization will put them back together when they get home. That is criminally negligent from my perspective. Between that and the suicide rate among…

The only place to escalate things from this is by backhanding him with his ring hand, and leaving a three title impression on his round mound.

This one is tough.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

Between the NBA and the U.S. government, this whole “things were better back in my day” revisionist history crowd is really starting to get really old really fast.

OK, I will.

it was a good joke

So, basically this.

One of my teachers, back when I was in school, used to say all the time when discussing the law, “We don’t have a justice system. We have a legal system. When the law and justice intersect, that’s a happy coincidence, not the baseline”.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

My tinfoil hat says Trump + Breitbart CEO + Fox News Founder are going to create a new, alt-right media empire, somehow worse than the sum of its parts.