St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

It was his personal cell phone. I don’t quite understand why everyone thinks that he should be forced to give that up to the NFL investigators.

OH. MY. GOD.
It’s Happening!!!

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

All true Astros fans saw that and feared he broke his left hand... fucking again.

In addition to the new rules, if they hit a ball that beams Berman in the face and leaves him bloodied, the entirety of the US national debt will be ceremoniously wiped out.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

Watching Harden methodically erode his defender’s balance and rhythm is like watching prime-years Roger Federer set some poor shlub up over the course of a rally.