“it looked like the Suns were all set to finally send Stoudemire to Cleveland, but the Cavs nixed the trade because they didn’t want to surrender J.J. Fucking Hickson in the deal.”

They made a show a few years back called Ronaldo: Tested to the Limit and he can almost definitely dunk

This isn’t real, guy says it was a joke a few tweets later

Food waste is a huge problem so you ask for your to-go box with pride, sir.