Is it more difficult to pry your lips from Beyonce’s anus in cold weather? Is there some sort of Beyhive pry bar available for sale through Tidal?

A number of young women in Seattle are saying they’ve been approached on Facebook by someone named “Deja Stwalley,” a woman claiming to be a porn scout trying to shepherd girls safely into the industry. Stwalley, the women say, told them that there’s potential to make a lot of money—but a private and un-filmed…

Or what if the drug he used was cocaine instead of booze? Then he’d be a depraved drug addict and not merely a “hard-partying” frat bro.

HE assumed that, not “everyone”. Some people are intelligent enough to realize that “Animal House” was not a documentary or an infomercial. Typical pathetic alcohol-related excuse...”I deserve a free pass because I was drunk”.

He was actually “shattered” by the violent felony crime he committed, not “party culture”. Such a weak, weak excuse.

“It wasn’t my fault, this darned culture of ours forced me to drink myself stupid and commit a violent felony”...the battle cry of the entitled whiny loser. “I want to do something about the way binge drinking and consequence-free sex is what people think college is all about”...no dipshit, YOU thought that! Boozebags…