Let’s talk about Trumpies. I’ll use language the average Trumpie can understand.

Rumor has it that they weren’t merely “hookers” but underaged girls, which we all know is Don Dingus’ favorite perversion. Melania is merely a stage wife, Dingus can’t get off on real adult women (except his daughter who he’s been hot for/fondling for years), he’s into little girls. His former wife Marla fled with her…