Oh FFS, give me a break.  It’s fine, even enjoyable.  But an all time classic its not.  

It’s refreshing to get an honest review about this movie. I have no doubt its a very good film, but the praise for it like it’s the movie to save all of humanity has gotten a little bit old.

Don’t you know, if you don’t align perfectly with the left, you are wrong, a racist, a fascist, and need to be eliminated.  

Actually, it is a kids movie.  It may not be suitable for kids but the PG-13 rating was absolutely done so that they could get as many kids in the door as possible. 

Normally I wouldn’t reply, but this comment Is so stupid I feel like I should. Where did I say she wasn’t good at her job? There Is a stark difference between being good at something and being “brilliant” at something. My point was that she’s only made 3 films.  Lumping her In with Nolan, who has a much more robust…

I mean I’m sure it’s fine, but the attempts to try and make this movie out to be one of the greatest achievements in film have just gotten obnoxious.  

Is Greta Gerwig a brilliant filmmaker? She’s made 3 movies, one of them a remake and another one is a toy movie (albeit I’m sure with heavier themes but It’s still a PG-13 toy movie though). Let’s cool it with the “brilliant” though, its not close to being earned yet. She’s talented for sure, but she’s no where…

Shocking that a movie about a Toy that will draw kids in is going to outdraw a biopic about the man who designed the atomic bomb. This is truly one of the most underdog stories of the year.

I see the bots are here as well.  

This movie is destined to flop.  The ONLY thing the first one had going for it is that it was the lead up to End Game, and people felt like they had to see it in order to understand that movie.  This movie has nothing going for it and Brie Larsen is one of the most despised actresses in the industry.  This will be on…

Why?  Because I’m making fun of a site that’s been propping up a movie about Barbie for the past 12 months like it’s the new Citizen Kane?  I’m sure the movie is fine, but will be ultimately forgettable.  

Its currently at 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.

This movie could literally show Barbie taking a shit in a cardboard box and this site would have given it a good review. 

The only reason to complain about these movies is that they are really, really bad.  The new Little Mermaid is absolutely awful.  

This is beyond dumb. 

Why does this feel like a show that is going to premier on the CW?

You speak so much truth, and I’m here for it.  

I remember when the early reviews for WW84 were glowing as well.  These don’t mean shit and are almost always paid reviews or comp reviews for people getting to screen the movie early. 

Fridge She-Hulk and everyone will be happy.

When you become an adult you might actually enjoy them.  Until then, continue on with Marvel garbage.