And every single one of those morons acted like they were the first person to come up with that, and after they said it would stand there with that dumb ass expectant look on their face waiting for you to laugh.

Do I recognize another retail veteran?

“Saylor James Cutler”

and a 37 year old

From the looks of those photos, lonely men aged 20-65.

three quick tweets

I wonder if Nick and Megan want to adopt a 30 year old...

Seriously, how much money does a failing business have to lose before it actually GOES AWAY.

Hahaaaaa.... now that would be a shirt that those poor salesgirls could get behind, I think! Not gonna happen, but it’s a nice idea. Your misreading is much nicer than reality.

Yeah, working at a cash register means you’re getting harassed pretty often anyway. Forcing your employees to wear a slogan (the people who don’t want to wear the shirt still have to wear a button saying the same thing) that encourages the customers to harass the staff, is just pure sadism.

Obviously you didn’t realize the above bra and panty was part of American Apparel’s new printed on nips and pubic hair collection.

This is so.... weak. I really dislike stores that treat their employees like extensions of their marketing. Yes, they are extensions of your service, brand and experience but don’t treat them like billboards or other items that exist for public consumption. Shit is gross.

Totally. But there’s a very clearly demarcated line between “this is what human beings look like in this particular garment” and “hold my lollipop while I peel off these thigh-high tube socks for you.”

Solution: Put it on the mannequins.

Working Black Friday in retail is bad enough. Let them at least start out the day with their dignity, I'm sure rude customers will do enough damage without this invitation for harassment.

Selling that shirt : not my jam, but okay.

I can see the employees getting sexually harassed already. Who in their right mind would EVER encourage an employee to wear something like this in the workplace?

Who the fuck thinks of these things? Shit like this just blows my mind. It’s just not hard NOT to do this. And I don’t even get how the slogan of the shirt is supposed to make me want to buy any of their clothes. It’s not even clever.

I want them to drop my body out of a plane, and time it perfectly so I block a kick during the Super Bowl.