This. I’m in two weddings next year, and while I will conform to whatever these bitches want, but my boobs can not go out with no bra or in those chicken cutlet things.

This made me immediately think of Steel Magnolias:

A friend of mine had his sister stand up for him at his wedding. She picked out a dress in one of their colors. She got her pick of style as she was the only woman in the whole wedding party. It was gorgeous.

Yeah, I’ve been in two weddings and had a great time standing up for my friends. I also had two men and two women stand with me and they were wonderful. My friends don’t suck though...

Or the fucking idiot of a bride could maybe have not insisted on backless dresses for her bridesmaids that have breasts that refused to be tamed by a measly stick on cup!

Right? I’m a B most of the time and swell to a C during shark week. Bride better hope her wedding is timed to my pill pack if she’s offering me such an honored position amongst her braless besties.

I was just thinking that...like, it’s a cute dress but I have NO idea how I would wear it with my chest. No clue. Do they make backless non-halter bras??! That will hold anything over a b?

when the bride picks out a dress impossible for me to wear with a backless bra, she gets what she deserves - said the size 36H

“Being part of the wedding party sucks.”

Seven Bridesmaids for Four Brothers and Three Friends ends up being a less interesting musical.

I would imagine that they had matching cloth straps put across the backs when they had the dresses altered to hide the bra strap, much like you can have matching straps or sleeves added to a strapless dress. So there’s likely a bra strap under there, but that strip of cloth is not the bra itself. But frankly, it’s…

I am going to miss you and your writing so much, Mark.

thats what i tought too, Mark picks best pictures

This has to be a shot from a porno, they’re going to turn around and have their boobs sticking out.

At this point, I’m probably only going to be in the wedding party of two, maybe three weddings, & only one of which will actually be happening in the next year. I am completely okay with that total.

I hope they carried bouquets made of lace and feather dusters!

odds that she got chewed the fuck out for not wearing a backless bra?

these dresses are putting the maid in bridesmaid...

People like to believe that rape and sexual abuse are crimes by strangers, rather than the reality that it’s often family and care givers doing the molesting. Drug dealers are public menaces while child molesters are the kindly store owner, doctor, sandwich spokesman, etc., with a hideous secret. Locking up a drug…

I thought he was pretty amazing in The Basketball Diaries as well. That and Gilbert Grape are his best films IMHO.