It is my deepest wish that somehow a reality show could be created that would take care of Anna Duggar, her children, and Britney Spears. I would call it Raising Britney, and have Anna take over conservatorship and teach Britney how to cook and sew and other important life skills. I figure it can pay the bills, and I…

Probably this is about the firings and closings. But Jesus, that Ina topic on the Bourdain/Fieri post sure was a shitshow, wasn’t it? Dayum.

“Like many young men, he got a little too curious about sexual assault. Please pray for our family as we continue to trust in God’s plan.”

I cannot WAIT to hear his parents’ justification for this one. “He was a young boy” my ass.

Duggar scandals are like the “Song That Never Ends,” except way more sad. They just go on and on, my friends.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

This could be horribly terrible, but I’m probably still going to see it anyway. *shrugs*

in college i worked at a restaurant called Wingers, so i made a name tag that said Jeff on it, so it said ‘Jeff Wingers’ and made some tweet @ him or some dumb shit and he DM’d me back saying that the name tag was awesome.

I can’t stop laughing.

“DIRECTED BY JOE DAVOLA”

I’ll miss the chicken tetrazzini woman

“Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!”

WHY EVEN HAVE AN E! WITHOUT A SOUP

Yeah, the Soup is my source for knowing what everyone at work is even talking about. Not just Kardashians, but Housewives, and Toddlers and Tiaras, and all that crap. I could know the jokes without having to actually WATCH the shows. Huge bummer.

If Blake Lively found her old body anywhere other than at the end of her own neck, I would be very concerned for her.

IT: The original [Full House] started 28 years ago. How do you still look so great?

I’m not the only one who’s convinced that this is all just promo for the show, am I? I mean, it’s clearly all about getting us to watch again.

Slade Smiley...lesser brother of Guy Smiley.

He is bad hair.