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When Fieri stops styling himself after an albino hedgehog then maybe he can tell people to stop making fun of him.

I counted two food puns. I am now disappointed that Bourdain hasn’t made fun of Fieri using food puns yet.

Urrgh, I have no idea why she prescribed this particular med instead of Wellbutrin or Celexa. I’m in an adjustment disorder situation where I’m physically separated from my friends and family and I’m feeling really down and constantly angry. I’m not even planning on being on this sucker long term... I just need

Nick “MY PUMPKIN HEAD IS TOO BIG FOR MY BODY” Denton is booting up for the 2016 election. He’s shifting the focus of Gawker over to politics, and for some reason that required firing half of the Jezebel staff. Good night, sweet prince of the guinea pigs Mark.

It’s a HOT MESS. A Stalinist purge. The Vane. Blown away. Pinkham and Kitchenette. Red Carded. Foxtrot Alpha. Nuked to SFA.

The service industry is the struggle with capitalism/labor rights at its finest, it is, by nature, political.

I’m looking down on Madeleine for this because anybody looking into the event would see it was much more nuanced than a simple “Bale was verbally abusive.” (I remember the event and details because it was hot in the gossip sites for weeks after it happened and was shocking in its happening and its resolution.)

Is it political? I have no idea what’s going on with this except my favorite stuff is going away. I was pretty much done with Jez and then millihelen came in and made me happy. And I’m not a Pinkham fan, but BCO Mondays had become canon.

Add that to an issue with a stupid class and then a therapy session where I was

It is known that his mother is an awful leech that sees her son as her own personal bank. Nope, can’t feel sorry for her.

I miss Kitchenette already

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

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It’s strange now to remember that Tom and Drew were a thing.

NOT VERY HELPFUL JAMES.

Run a movie studio.

I like how the link proving Christian Bale is mean to his mom is to a Daily Mail story where a former hanger-on of Bale’s father is plugging his unauthorized biography of Bale. It’s so weird to me how we judge celebrities over family feuds about which we know almost nothing. A lot of people have manipulative parents

I love DB but right now I am legitimately crying about the loss of Kitchenette.

If Charlie Sheen wasn’t telling his ex-girlfriend or his ex-fiance about his HIV status, he sure as hell wasn’t telling his hook-ups about it. Also apparently he just wanted to use lambskin condoms with his girlfriend which protect against pregnancy but do not prevent the transmission of diseases like HIV.

That was probably really smart Drew.