I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Vive notre France. This is our country, and we are Muslims, too.
I fucking don’t care about PC right now, I just want French people of all persuasions to fucking get on board with any form of cooperation to get these dumb shits. I’m totally ok with closing borders, too.
This is my country, and tonight, I can’t even.

Sor…

There’s a hashtag on Twitter now (#PorteOuverte) from people offering shelter to those who need to get inside quickly, which is amazing. I’m an atheist but I’m sending out prayers to every deity I’ve ever heard of that nobody uses that information for nefarious purposes.

they are too good for this world and we don’t deserve them

Why should he pay any attention to her? She’s probably not going to fuck him.

When my wife hugs me so tight that I fart, that is known in our house as a Pauley Perrette. I’m glad she’s ok. What a scary event.

How is it not a natural instinct to stop and help anybody or anything that seems to be hurt or in danger or maybe lost or needing help?

she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.

Some guy walked by me with a dog that licked my face.

“..she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.” Really???? Come on, people. We’ve gotta do better than this.

Katy Perry obviously only recently watched “The Craft” and is now going through that suburban goth wiccan phase that most of us went though at 13. In a way, I envy her.

Jennifer Lawrence seems to be sharing the same sentiment as Amy. I think it’s actually refreshing, albeit still sad, that these are women who are being honest about their very human feelings. It seems natural to feel like you’ve hit a wall sometimes, and to hear famous, wealthy women express this kind-of shitty…

Amy’s “I hate being famous, it’s not fun like I thought” comments aren’t exactly funny, but they’re nowhere close to being as disturbing as Bieber’s “I hate being famous, I might kill myself” comments.

Isn’t that “a little vulgar” to be talking about in public, Ms Winslet?

I’m soooooo pleased to be here.

Apparently he’s touring with some surviving members of the grateful dead in a show I’m just gonna go ahead and call “the worst”

My well of sympathy for famous people who dislike being famous once they’ve gotten there is very shallow.

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