I think “The View” is a bit plebeian for her. The audience is not quite in line w/ her target consumer, aka people with more money than God who can afford to really stupid expensive shit.

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

This ain’t no poker game. You guys are havin sex with each other!

Bobby,

This episode was amazing and introduced me to the term “down low” thank you Ice T for keeping me current by which I mean twenty years behind on colloquialisms.

Kim Richards is doing better for about a minute. AND...ACTION. “Camera’s are rolling.”

I’m happy if they’re happy, but all I can think about is the poor 62 year-old woman with a 15 year-old daughter. My mom had my sister at 39, and It’s been exhausting for her dealing with a teen even in her 50’s.

I’ve never heard that before, but it would explain why I’m having a period every two weeks now. It’s raining eggs!

fruit trees do this, so why not us?

One of the more satisfactory things I’ve discovered in my dorky genealogy hobby is just how many of my super-religious, holier-than-thou relatives got married and had a baby five to seven months later. Of course these were all “preemies,” even though they were full birth weight and entirely healthy. Hmmmm.

I'm 43 and have 4 kids and an IUD and if my period is late I'm freaking the fuck out because I swear I can get pregnant if my husband so much as hands me a glass of iced tea. I feel like he breaths on me and I'm pregnant. I want menopause so god damn bad. This story is my nightmare. She is going to have a 13 year old…

I understand this, but the truth is that someone having older parents is not a guarantee they’ll be lost earlier. People die all the time—my father died in his early fifties (and I was nineteen). It can happen earlier—and it will happen inevitably no matter how you slice it. It’s not great, but it’s reality.

My aunty had her youngest child at around 47/48. She already had three grown kids and there is an 18 year gap between her littlest and my next youngest cousin. We all thought she was mad to have another baby, particularly after having her previous child almost killed her. She seems happy though. I think we were mostly…

The later-in-life pregnancy thing is definitely rare but it has actually happened in my family twice. My grandmother was 48 when she had my mother and my great-aunt gave birth to one of her kids when she was 50.

I’m 30, my mom is 71, and my dad is turning 80 (I’m adopted). Try not to think about it. It does get to me sometimes, but ... yeah, it’s hard. Try not to think about it.

One of my favorite “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” episodes had a voiceover where the woman described her surprise childbirth by uttering the words, “I looked down and there was a baby in my pants.”

I am almost 46 with three kids and I would hurl myself off a cliff in short order if I found out I were pregnant again.

Nope, this is reasonable. I’m 25 and my dad is 75. I don’t have a strong drive to have children, but I do freak out about wanting to decide sooner rather than later. A lot of people don’t think about this if they didn’t have older parents.

Alright, maybe this is terrible of me, but I feel bad for the kid in that her parents are as old as they are. My dad was just a bit younger when I was born, and now he’s over 70 when I’m only 26 and I worry about how much longer he’ll be around. :(

“their approach to children has always been: ‘If it happens, it happens.’”