STOP ENCOURAGING MY HABIT! lol

As long as they still do Roll Up The Rim to Win so I can foolishly get my hopes up and drink sub-par coffee to battle the cup rim only to lose then I am fine with this.

That is true. But I'd be willing to bet it happens far less often.

That and/or the get on my cell phone and call or pretend to be talking to ManDork.

So what you're telling me is that in addition to walking with my keys between my knuckles I should be investigating hooks and electrical outlets in bathroom stalls and dressing rooms?

we call Pilgrims "Victory Sandwiches" and serve them on leftover dinner rolls. I love them.

I really, really, really want to go see Fed Up this weekend.

Later, one panelist said that she'd been dismayed to learn that some schools had banned sugary treats from classroom Valentine's Day parties, which "could be a teachable moment for kids about moderation."

DAMN IT. NOW I WANT ARBY'S FOR SUPPER. I love Arby's.

I don't know if I had wage theft when I worked at McDonald's...but I do remember distinctly two shitty things that happened:

WOULD YOU LIKE A KNIFE WITH WHICH TO CUT YOUR CUPCAKE FOR SHARING?

It is made with Clamato.

Bad news. That's a Caesar...you know, the cocktail made with Clamato? It should therefore not exist, yes?

You and your reasonable ideas are not welcome here.

Yes! All of mine are from Target. I especially like the Basics by Bravado ones. They're extra supportive and the keep the belly under control a bit.

You can pry my nursing tanks from my cold dead hands.

Just be grateful I decided not to continue taunting you when we won GOLD.

I agree. I don't even recognize the main page anymore.

I almost never visit Jez anymore and this crap is why.