I feel like this works though. I have never over-garlic’d anything and I’m not convinced it can be done.

Wine in a box, with a shit ton of cherry liqueur mixed in.

Ok, so we can all agree she is drunk, but, what do you think her drink of choice is? It’s real easy to go Wine on this one but I think she’s been at this too long for wine to be anything but apple juice to her. That’s why I’m going with vodka. She probably mixes it with anything and everything.

Agreed. Trump’s legal team all need to be disbarred for wasting everyone’s time with their obvious bad faith bullshit. Entertaining this circus is not helping.

Rep. Steven Johnson (R) who was merely trying to help Carone get to the bottom of her mimosa

i laughed so hard at her “did you do something crazy with it?” thing. what a nut.

Is there any more perfect summary than the sticker on her phone? Instead of an original idea, steals an idea from someone else (see also: “Melania’s” speech; inauguration cake), specifically from someone they maintain is a “total disaster”. Instead of a thought-provoking adaptation of the stolen design, replaces…

If you bottle that confidence up...well, you’d have a bar of Xanax you bought from an old high school friend dissolved in a Smirnoff Ice.

I bet she thought those glasses made her look smarter.

America is done. If this jackass can get a seat at the table (doesn’t matter how long; she is testifying at the Michigan legislature), then set the whole thing on fire. They gave this fucking wack job, who was obviously not vetted, a platform. Fuck this.

I wish I was 10% as confident as she was during her testimony in my daily life. Must be nice to be that oblivious but so sure that your bullshit is straight fire.

So their star witness is some rambling drunk they picked up off the street?  Sounds about right.

I think the only logical conclusion here is that Rep. Steven Johnson (R) is in on the conspiracy too!

Temecula Talk sounds like a Mike Myers-in-a-wig skit.

Karen: “I was verbally attacked!”

“You’ve been posted all over Temecula Talk.”

Ah, Nextdoor for Illiterates!

A white woman, out of her vehicle, circling the other person’s vehicle menacingly, calling herself the victim of something, is a perfect microcosm of America.

Funny how all these wannabe-bad-ass trump cultists turn into triggered crybabies at the drop of a hat. That Karen needs a safe space. If someone had flipped her off she probably would have dropped dead on the spot from shock and dismay (after crying about it on facebook, of course).