Stop eating so much chith and the inches will melt right off.

obvious troll is obvious.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

How about we just say that no matter what you weigh, you are free to want to lose weight for whatever reason or you are free to be like fuck yeah, I’m good just the way I am. I mean yeah, it’s refreshing to hear that (as someone who is super tall and weighs more than that as a result) but lets not hate on our 135…

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A Mariah Fan.

Jay.

ain’t nobody got time fo scat

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

It’s like the scene in the preview, where Kara is upset that her boss Cat has named her superhero alter-ego Supergirl. Kara finds it insulting, but Cat wants to takes back “girl” as empowering. Both viewpoints are completely legitimate.

Let’s just face it - we all clicked on this, and now we have to deal with knowing we clicked on it.

That commercial was based on a real event.

IDk why, exactly, but I don't like him and I'm glad they broke up. I'm hoping the bag is full of his personal affects she no longer wants in her damn house. Had to write his name on the bag as she's passing it off to a mutual friend.

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

Solange’s son has been the cutest possible version of every single age I’ve seen him photographed at. It’s getting ridiculous.

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. How would I go about growing my own?

WHAT AM I A FUCKING FARMER?!?!

She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…

Dare I ask what water tables are used for?

I think too many people assume that, for anyone who experiences acquaintance rape, that experience will act like a switch on their feelings, and, BOOM, you'll clearly feel like that person is an asshole. That probably happens in some cases. But when it is someone to whom you are close, whom you trust, with whom…