She said she did it because she saw all these men doing challenges, like Super-Size Me, and wondered why women weren't getting in the game.

I agree- Lily is saying that black female backup dancers don't have brains.

No need to shake my ass for you cause I've got a brain

Not sure how much the irony is being enjoyed by all those fetishized/anonymous/non-white backing dancers, though. Like...it's ok to objectify black women because Lily Allen is making a feminist point right in front of them?!

I married an Indian woman, and we didn't kiss at the end of the ceremony. In fact, our one kiss caused a lot of the aunties to be shocked.

CARROT DATING GET IT.

He has a lot more talent than 80% of white artists and they do not get half the shit that he does. This is about him being black and nothing else.

She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first"

Tian Tian reminds me of the guy I lost my virginity to.

All the fives pour vous!

Nope, not sexist! He pulls male colleagues into his lap all the time!

I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT UP! YOU'RE CRYING!