Dumped NJ when it turned into a Giudice pity party and think OC is next.

Once convicted felons enter the mix, I’m out. Atlanta too.

He’s hot, in shape, and pleasant-seeming—three things entirely unfamiliar to these goblins.

I think a lot of this behavior is about the perpetrator absolving themselves of their guilt. They know they were shitty human beings. And if you allow them to be your friend, then they feel forgiven and perhaps absolved of their crimes.

I had an ex where thing ended pretty amicably, still ran in the same social circles occasionally, everything seemed cool. But one night I hooked up with a guy he didn’t like, and he shouted at him “I USED TO LOVE THAT GIRL!” Like I’d been defiled, and it was a personal offense against him.

Same. Remember the guy who dumped me at his family reunion? A few years later he came to my job (I was a waitress) to tell me he’d gotten his shit together and ask my forgiveness and generally wish me well, etc. It was all very Jesus-y, so the whole theme of his presentation was that he’d “gotten right with God” and…

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

It looks like psoriasis or something similar

It kinda looks like she has psoriasis. Not shaming, just observing.

Is Queen Latifah really a queen?

The trick is that Andy asks the rude questions on behalf of the viewers.

I think it’s because he used to be so soft, especially at the reunions. People were suggesting he be replaced if he couldn’t ask the tough questions. He stepped up to become the asshole we demand.

And if they don’t answer an uncomfortable/flat-out rude question, he’ll just ask it again two minutes later and get them to spill. Andy really should be questioning terrorists for the CIA.

She revealed in the special that she never officially changed her name to D’Agostino. Lu is going to keep De Lesseps, presumably because her children have the same last name. And though she is no longer an actual Countess, she says that will always be part of her “brand.”

Maybe it’s a Real Housewives thing. Yolanda went back to Hadid after she divorced David Foster.

The real tragedy here is the lack of a statement necklace.

The Countess is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

Imo the best lead ever was Sean Lowe and aside from Tierra, there wasn’t a whole lot of drama on his season between the contestants. The drama more came from them falling in love with him and then having their hearts crushed when he sent them home. I’m trying to think of the season with the most contestant drama...…

“actual wooden post Chris Soules” /dying