“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

Not my story personally, but from a friend:

The show being written about here is Real Housewives of Orange County.

I’m in the same boat. Who has the time or desire to do their vagina exercises every night? I also take a suppository, and that helps, but makes sex a drag (if we want penetrative sex, I have to slip it in beforehand and then no oral) and stains my underwear.

This happened at 2am, Tuesday morning: my son and one of his roommates were walking on campus, talking and listening to music, with no classes on Tuesday. Another young man ran up to them, motioning to the bushes, where they found a young woman passed out and a naked dorm mate crouched by her. Naked guy pulls up his…

That’s right — eating healthy vegetables is a partisan issue! *rolls eyes*

Thanks. It needs saying, once for every single time somebody says “I knew it was a hoax!” because there’s no security camera footage. I guess we know their take on whether a tree falling in the forest makes a sound...?

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

selficide squad

Or are they!!!??!!

Fool me six times, shame on you. Fool me seven times, shame on me.

OP said nothing about trans people, at all. caitlyn jenner has proven time and time again to be a right wing jerk who doesn’t care about anyone but herself and her politics are directly responsible for the harm of trans people.

I don’t really mind the people who think it’s fake. This is a woman who got married for public attention. If somebody doubts her sincerity, it’s probably because they have existed in society sometime this decade.

Another site I was on, people were saying stuff like “If she didn’t dress that way, she wouldn’t call attention to herself”, “All the money the Kardashians have, I don’t feel sorry for her one bit”, etc.

I can’t even believe people think she’s lying. Why the fuck would any body lie about this? Why the fuck would Kanye leave in the middle of his concert if shit didn’t go down? People’s hatred for this family is absurd. She’s not my favorite person in the world but no one deserves this and she legit could have been…

Last winter was my DREAM Chicago winter. I rode my bike to work almost every day. There was almost no snow. It was bliss. I am praying for that winter again! We are on opposite teams.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

um excuse me, are you trying to tell me the jenelle evans “we’ll be too busy taking care of the baby to argue” school of thought is incorrect?!?

Actually, I think this is one of the absolute best ways to reach undecided voters.