I imagine the first issue will have headlines like “Shiplap—the greatest? Or the best?” and “Look at this rusty shit I charged you $1,000 for” and “Barndoors—not just for barns anymore!”

this comment has created in me an intense desire to be your bestie. lets go freak some people out and then eat Oreo towers.

Nope these two are still married also

They are the only couple currently married. She is actually the bride that cried throughout the ceremony and reception because she thought he was ugly. He won her over with his personality.

God, I love this train wreck of a show. I AM HERE FOR MOAR.

I always get the “Oh, she sound hot” voice from the drive-thru worker at Del Taco. He’s all into me until I pull to the pay window. The look of horror on his face is priceless. I’m a monster. Anyway, this show and I have lots in common.

My brother was a MLB player; it affects my life today in that it’s an interesting tidbit that comes up once a year or less.

Apparently there is some bad blood between the brothers. Reality Steve has discussed it. I guess Aaron and his girlfriend are still close with Jordan’s ex and think he’s a huge asshole. Here’s what RS says:

ive seen people say its because of his jaw surgery he had a year ago?? or because he is doing a lot of fasting to be closer to god?

THIS IS GOOD KINJA. Hahaha at the ‘medical sales rep’ job title then!! Here I was thinking he was the only one with a real job.

Chase is a friend of my friend’s husband. He was at their wedding a while back aaaand rumor around the room was him selling prescription drugs in the bathroom. Cannot confirm, but I have never got a good vibe from him.

Luke seemed to be the frontrunner last night but I think he will end up being the next Bachelor. Jordan is the literal worst and yes, all seasons are this nutty (some even more so). You will have to watch Bachelor in Paradise when it starts in a few weeks.

I can’t get past the sanctimonious crap the non-famous friend of TS posted. If I wasn’t team Kim and Kanye before, all that prayer shit pushed me right over the edge.

That’s what I’m thinking (#2). They did the math and consulted a legal team and decided you know what, fuck this broad. PLUS it will sully Taylor’s image even MORE if she decides to pursue this legally. She’ll look like a whiny broad.

i am 100% sure that the kardashians (and E!) consulted with lawyers before the released this. they figured either

I'm really uncomfortable with what she posted...

He looked like a lunatic and Brianna looked catatonic. I got such bad vibes from her husband that episode and I honestly found Brianna’s reaction to his behavior shocking. I expected more from her.

i am SO ANGRY that bravo would do a whole fucking episode on season 8 uncensored AND NOT INCLUDE THAT MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#fambly