I feel terrible for Dorinda’s daughter. The poor girl lost a father figure, this gross dude gloms on to her mom, and her mom is trying to kick her out of the house. John is isolating her from everyone in her life and is exploiting her grief to promote his dry cleaning business.

Also, how am I supposed to tell them apart? I mean, really!

He was probably a really nice guy.

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

wedding-industrial complex

The article seems a touch insufferable. Not this one here on Jez, but the original. I could be wrong, but I have no intentions of clicking through to find out.

It’s exactly the same ease, opening the door and stepping out. The difference is the landing. I still recommend tucking and rolling for both.

Outing myself as a “Stars Are Blind” apologist.

IT’S A GOOD SONG

That’s all sad and everything but as Ms. Madison said, “For those with unresolved issues, therapy works”. I think that would be a healthier step than writing crass tweets.

If what you mean by that is, “Kendra is a huge hypocrite,” then yeah, okay.

And, frankly, it’s so fucking low to diminish people for sex act everyone enjoyed. What if she liked having that dick up her ass ? Don’t be such an Amber Rose, Kendra.

We get it, Kendra, Holly is a happier, more successful, and more liked person than you are, and you will never forgive her for that.

Nick’s reaction was more about how Andi said she knew she would pick Josh since the beginning, and then she had sex with Nick anyway. Sleeping with someone when you know he wants a relationship and you don’t is a shit thing to do. I have never understood why people don’t think Nick had a right to be upset that Andi…

However skinny the so-called skinnies really are is incidental to the story, as is whatever Meghan Trainor’s actual size is. It’s the going on about it that’s fucking tiresome. Like, no one actually gives a shit, Meghan, give it a goddamn rest.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

Me too. I’ve just decided to accept that “photoshop” is a verb now and moved on.

Although the fact that slimming a person down in video (while DANCING no less) is an incredible amount of work does make me think even more that this is a stunt. If all they want is a skinny model for video they make you wear shapewear and…

Photoshop is not a video editing program, Meghan.

Ugh. I’m married to an art director. Everything is retouched. The only time he’s gotten a complaint was from Kim Gordon because they used an “awful picture” (read: because it was Kim Gordon he went super light on the retouching and only fixed her knees, because no woman after a certain age has attractive knees).

“‘hey, can you hide my mustache and take off my mole-hair ... those close-ups, you never know. So I just asked them to do that”

Ok, that makes sense. But I guess to me there’s a happy medium between wearing a Beyonce-esque bodysuit and wearing giant coats that totally hide the fact that she’s not as thin as other popstars. That whole “my body is for my man” rhetoric bums me out tho. Its totally ok if you’re into more modest clothes, but do it…