I’m lactose intolerant so I’ve found that drinking a milkshake or eating some brie is a delicious way to “detox” my body.

This is so fucking mean.

I said on another post that activists might want to consider organizing campaigns of conspicuous compliance with these laws. I imagine public opinion will turn when people who are too stupid to realize what these laws mandate actually see it in action.

I don’t understand why a man waltzing in behind her as she walks into a bathroom is SO MUCH MORE threatening than a man waltzing in behind her into any other room. Is there something about bathrooms that just make men all of a sudden way more rapey?

And why haven’t these people been worried about their sons in the men’s room all this time? Oh, so maybe it’s not really about protecting their kids.

Newflash dipshits: if someone is going to sexually assault someone in a public restroom they already don’t care if they’re supposed to be in there or not. Making up some stupid transphobic rule under the guise of public safety won’t make a lick of difference.

I think there needs to be a world kebab-off: the very best Turkish, Lebanese, Georgian, Armenian, Persian, Afghan, and Pakistani kebab chefs, all throwing it down on the grill in their national styles. If we can keep the Armenians and Turks from killing each other it’ll be the greatest thing in human history.

Do you know the story about Titanic? Apparently NDG hassled James Cameron for years over the constellations in the sky at the end. NDG said they were incorrect for 1912 and that time of year so when Titanic was re-released in 3D a few years ago, Cameron corrected it for him. I super admire that level of nerd tenacity.

Would still watch with him, tho

Can you imagine watching a movie with Neil Degrasse Tyson??

“HA! Want to know why that can’t happen in real life?”
“I don’t care, Neil! Just let me watch Tangled in peace!!”

Ice T is totally right. I don’t care how much money you have, the markups places charge for it are goddamn ridiculous. 10x the retail prices for a bottle of Grey Goose (nevermind the wholesale) AND you want me to mix my own? Sure you get a dedicated server but you're doing most of it yourself! Pffffttttt.

THIS. We are seeing the devastating results of low voter-turnout right here. People need to vote, not only this November, but EVERY TIME there’s an election. If we don’t vote, then the aging, paranoid, Fox News-Watching folks will continue to have their way.

Ladies, boys are shit and not worth fighting and dying over! Jesus Christ!

Pretty impressed at how fast you spun this story into a school underfunding issue. So: Blame #1: underfunding. Blame #2: fragile anatomies. Nowhere: the pieces of shit who beat her.

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

Oh, it was her public persona that told me she was boring. I mean, her sex tape was boring.

Let’s all take a moment to remember Kylie’s old lips and Kim’s old face.

Okay, so here’s the thing: On the show Erika has made it clear that she loves Tom and that they’ve been together for more than 15 years and that she knows her rights under California Community Property Settlement law re: dissolution of marriage, etc. I really believe she’s there because she wants to be. It feels weird…

‘why?’ Why do we pay money to participate in these events to be humiliated?

While I’m not a big fan of the frat/sorority system, I think that sororities at worst have been annoying and discriminatory, whereas frats actually are guilty of violent acts like rape, racial harassment (like chanting racist songs at black people), or fatal hazing (like when they force their initiates to drink til…