Listen, when I worship Satan, it really important to me to minimize my carbon footprint. I clean my altar daily using all natural cleaning products by Jessica Alba and a bamboo washcloth.

They need yoga.

Every time you say “Namaste” an angel turns gay. Everyone knows that.

Atlanta is pretty great. I’ve lived in Connecticut, Maryland, Tennessee, California, Arizona, Boston, you name it, I’ve lived there. And I think Atlanta is preferable to all those places, and I think, say, Connecticut and Arizona are on the whole horrible. But that’s just a matter of opinion.

A going out top, with a light wash jean. WTF were we thinking?

Came here to make this exact comment. It made me all misty-eyed with nostalgia reading that sentence.

Are we out of that era? Did I miss the memo. Dammit!

...so you’re telling me gretchen is jonbenet

I love you!! LOL

One of my best friends and I have what we call “Real Housewives Lunch” every few months - where we go somewhere fancy and order a salad wearing our fanciest jewel toned silk top and all of the jewelry we can fit on our bodies. Always a good time. Thank you for providing so much inspiration here for our next outing.

yep! sorority formals. i remember one girls was ZEBRA PRINT with a HOT PINK sash below the bust. she wore teal shoes and jewelry.

You mean threatening someone with jail does NOT encourage them to come to you for help? COLOR ME SURPRISED.

WHY DON’T WE PAY YOU PEOPLE MORE?! Honestly, paying educators more would do SO MUCH for education. Forget the fucking standardized testing. Just pay the fucking teachers a salary that reflects the fact that you bust your asses for the sake of our children. (And I mean “our” in the most collective sense—I don’t have…

I will never forget the moment I crossed paths with Lala at SUR, who I could TRAGICALLY not get close to because she kept having to pose for pictures with 45-year-old men

I feel like Lala is a caricature of everything I look back at my 20s and hate myself for. Excessive and unnecessary nudity? Check. Bad taste in men? Check. Thinking I was significantly cooler and more important than I am? Check. Saying I would totally not be mad about something happening and then getting ragingly…

Calling it for next season, the central story-lines will be:

I take sketch comedy very seriously.

Am I alone in really not liking Ariana this season? I mean, she’s obviously very smart and seems above this crap (I say “crap” with SO much love, guys), but she lost me when she said she takes sketch comedy “very seriously” and implied others (kristen) shouldn’t do it. Girl, your diary reading was not funny.

Ariana “I’m the smartest person I’ve ever met” Madix is the voice of reason? PUH-SHAW.

I disgaree. I’m on Team Katie this season. Sure, her now-fiancée stumped a drink over her head (twice, I believe), but come on, girl has the most common sense out of any of them. She’s also the most kind-hearted given she has opened her soul to someone who has half a brain.