Who drive the world? #GIRLS

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

I used to get irrationally angry at Kelly when she'd argue with Bethenny, because she couldn't mount a decent argument to save her life. You could see Bethenny was frustrated by such an inept opponent.

But Kelly was fun crazy (except for her quite literal breakdown on Scary Island*). Aviva is just awful.

Aw, that's cute. I had someone tell me he was turned on by pregnant women in overalls, while I was pregnant and wearing overalls. It was awkward, but sweet. It was someone I knew, and he wasn't coming on to me, just being honest.

Team Carole! The whole ghostwriter accusation thing was just awful.

I'm waiting for a supercut of all her horrible, embarrassing, screaming-her-head-off, fake-crying ("I don't want to be the person who can't get on the plane alone, who can't get my daughter to Paris.") moments. Oh wait, that would be wayyyy too long. And repetitive. For someone who went to Vassar she has a pretty…

Nor do I. But it isn't 1996. You don't need cable to watch shows broadcast on cable channels. And no one is expecting you to know everything that is on TV in the USA. But a little something about the show you decide to weigh in on? Sure. Reasonably so.

I'm not asking for expertise. I'm asking that you something about what you're commenting on before you comment, rather than posting some nonsensical junk and trying to play it off like a cooky non-American. There are some pop culture things I know nothing about. I don't comment in threads about those things.

First, let me say this to be clear that she is not an actress. Second, if you don't know the show or who the person is why would you make such a broad and blanket statement?

I literally said OH THANK GOD at my desk. GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU LOON!

May I just say: F*** AVIVA DRESCHER.

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

lindy, no gif could ever describe how i feel right now. i need you. that last paragraph that you wrote? i need you to write it for me everyday. never, ever stop. i know, you're not going to do it here, and i am crying about it, but no matter what, promise, PROMISE, that you will never stop doing it. because i need it,…

Having my spine licked, from between my back dimples up to my ears. The ability to have extensive and wide ranging discussions relying heavily on the application of post-modern and post-structuralist theory to the most inane parts of daily life and pop culture. Short nails on rough hands. Oh, and my own tits. I…

Women wearing birkenstocks. College was a VERY frustrating time for me.

You had me at queso. Actually, you had me at forearms, but you REALLY had me at queso. I would like to heartily second those turn ons.

<3 the man bun <3

Happy trails. Man sweat. Speaking in a foreign language. Juggling a soccer ball. Driving safely. Knowing how to start a fire. A well placed curse word. The band of a guy's boxers sticking out slightly from the waistline of his jeans. Shirt sleeves rolled up to the forearms. Assuming I want queso and ordering it…