The vehicle did not survive the ground.

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

This is elite level gold digger - she gets pregnant, transfers the embryo to her sister, both get child support.

4 kids by 5 women? Impressive.

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

Oh my god. We’re living in Titanic: the movie.

Cheers to you, the Icarus of using family friendly blockbusters to jack off.

I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

There is virtually no city not trying to at least to contain the pigeon problem... my town’s cathedral is all spiked like an 80's punk.

They are absolutely badass, yes. They laugh at these man-made tree spikes as they impale their prey upon them.

Alfred Hitchcock just rose from the grave with a sequel treatment clutched in his cold, dead hands

Nah. You go to a black wedding and then a white one. Like, our worst dancers are often as good as their best dancers. lol

Ok but I feel like The Carlton is so bad it has circled all the way back around to awesome...

Now Michael...I know you said the worst in Music...but O-Dubs needs an honorable mention.

I am 79, 80 next year. Of all the things on my bucket list, the one I hope for the most before I die, is that Zimmerboy gets a visit from Ms. Karma.

Shawn was on that gospel “ish”
I was on the total effin’ opposite
I stuffed a million dollars in the sock drawer
That’s a war chest in case you need your chest knocked off
Y’all be talkin’ crazy under them IG pictures
So when you get to Hell you tell ‘em Blanco sent you
“I can’t take no threats”, I got a set of twins
Those…

Gingy, please.

No lie, a large part of the reason I am excited for the wedding!

I am awaiting the Twitter shitstorm snit-fit when the Obamas are invited to the wedding and the Trumps are still banned from the UK. It’s gonna be glorious.

“I’m pretty sure Jay Z has 99 problems, and a Zimmerman ain’t one.”