Apparently Indian men can't jump. Nearly zero ups.

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

This is a picture of a a ram 2500 HD rollin' coal on a dude standing in front of his type 57 wearing a seersucker suit

Yes we can.

Thanks for the reassurance. Leyland's (lack of) craftmanship never ceases to amaze me.

sorry - i meant the black rubber strip at the bottom of the front wheel well that follows the bottom of the door. it doesn't seem straight to me. Perhaps I've stroked and no on has told me.

my mind really needs this to be a straight line. Is something wrong with me or the fully restored range rover? This is a serious question.

darlingdalia - you're correct. I owe Mary an apology. I did a total tl;dr on her comment and went for it without reading it thoroughly. I could say her wording was a bit confusing - but that's probably 'cause I shouldn't read when I'm high on high-fructose corn syrup and american cheese. Thanks for pointing this out. …

I'm "liberal" as fk (at least my subscriptions to The Nation and Mother Jones tell me so) and I JUST left Burger King with a Whopper and crinkle fries - which apparently makes me a supporter of fast food as well.

well sht. Now I need to know what is continued on the other side. Another incoherent sentence? Don't leave me hanging!

Acid wash jean shorts are alive in Japan.

Plane is all like WTF??

Probably worth a lot more when it had engines.
I'd live in it though - its quiet and so close to the beach

computer keyboard, white fluid and this hand gesture?

Free internet is the first step. Actual Wi-Fi vs. the compaq laptop running win 95 next to the front desk is the next step. Actually accessing the internet via wi-fi from your room in a hotel anywhere in Europe for free is pink unicorn levels of rarity.

If I remember correctly, they're optional now. You can have either the spidey headlights or the not ugly ones. Your choice.

Nothing constructive to add, but that guy may want to check his thermostat. It's probably stuck something.

I read:

Wait. The video stopped right when we were gonna hear about those hedges behind the dorm. I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THOSE HEDGES.

To try and rationalize her argument for one second:
Why would I want my children and grandchildren to 'pin their dreams on' a Triple Crown Winner or a Cinderella Story? Sorry - I know this post is ripe for satirical take downs, but I'm worried that people are pinning their dreams to very stupid things out there.