Bitches be crazy...

Just when you thought it was safe to make a non-spontaneous-combustion-related comment on Jalopnik, THIS happens... So it goes, so it goes... There is no beginning and no end...

Sorry, but knowing that some dumb ass teen even TOUCHED the car makes it a deal-breaker for me. I wouldn't take it if they were giving it away...figuratively.

I'm here for the Robert Pattinson! Where is he in this post?

En garde. I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style.

Cars lose, what, %20 of their value as soon as they're driven off the lot...

The only thing that stood out to me was the silicon dioxide. Everything else is pretty understandable.

You never told us the easiest way to get the car...

You gotta be fuckin kidding me...

Geez, how many friends do you need to stand back and hold your damn beer?

OH MY GOD! DID NO ONE NOTICE THE SIGN BEHIND HIM?!

Where's the Hoffmeister? All I see is Honda Accord.

For that much money, I'd just swing for a Beck Speedster...

For anyone who said "Nice Price"

I nominate the entire cast of cars in Basic Instinct. The 2 Lotus, the Caprice, the Mustang GT...

Now, I need number 17 to turn around and try to squeeze into the transmission tunnel...

@JimmyChiChi: I always thought that the homo-erotic captions that I put over all the pictures in the textbook added value to it... In the end, I was the only one who felt that way, though.

Nice price. There's got to be a tuner shop either here or in Europe that could help you button this thing up in terms of reliability... I'd take it if I could...

Man, I'm getting tired of Deloreans...

The Fusion sucks. The best razor in Gillette's line-up is the Mach 3 Turbo. I could dry shave my face with one of those and not get a scratch.