If this is the only use you're getting out of you condoms, then you're doing it wrong.

@pj134: That post wins everything, haha!

That one stuck with me, too. Nice job.

@goatrope: You won't have to make it as far as the utility discussion—just stomp it good around 40 mph and don't let off until she agrees that it's the perfect car for your family.

@powermatic: I think the AWD wagon version would launch so hard that the wagon part actually falls off.

@BrtStlnd:

Well he didn't say, "Do a little jig for us," did he?

I just don't see how this is beneficial. Any time I want to accelerate, I'm going to catch the transmission with its pants down in the middle of an upshift.

After arriving home in 2006 with a brand new Honda Civic, I noticed a dead spider sealed up inside the rear blinker. It's still there to this day...

@snap_understeer_ftw: I'll never be one to hate on another man's taste in women, but I can't bring myself to find her attractive.

Fair price only because I feel the shell alone would be worth that much. If it needed a new motor, you could get a 2nd-hand joint and drop it in, no problem, or just rebuild it, assuming you don't blow a piston through the block. The top could be acquired with less trouble and even a hard-top is still available.

I'm confused about all the things I hear about Land Rovers. Apparently they are one of the most unreliable vehicles extant, unless you take them off road where they suddenly gain the "Most Capable Vehicle on Earth" title.

Mercedes C63 AMG...

Some real gems in these shots...though, I'm witholding any thoughts of being pen-pals with them since they're probably locked up for mutilating their husbands or drowning their kids or something.

Lop $8-10k off that price, change those godawful wheels for something more indicative of the period, then put some nice respectable seats in that thing and you might have a deal.

Needs a lift kit to match...

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: I'll man the door-mounted chaingun while chewing on a hand-rolled cigar.

I want to know how a picture of 3 men urinating in an electronics store has anything to do with PSP.

I know that was the only color he considered when he bought it.

Nice clean paint. What is that color called?