That's right...put his little bitch ass to work. Work all summer to pay off that deductible and work to get some damn skills—like how not to let the clutch out while the transmission is in gear.

@Muscles Marinara:

I so want to caress the skin of that Strawberry Red SL Roadster...

@HycoSpeed:

Is this a real Porsche or a Beck replica? I heard he has a couple of Beck's but I can't fathom him also not having an original.

Ironic that you included a picture of Mickey Rourke in a post about carnage...

Eerie.

I piloted a 97 Ford Escort for nearly two years...

Old people...

If this is where we part our ways, Jalopnik, then so be it.

DAMN that thing is CRAZY.

@spiegel1:

@lilwillie:

@JC Whitless:

@arozzi: (*Grabs pitchfork) Yeah, is that a Sebring?!

@myootnt:

I wrote a better story:

A new Civic EX sedan...all the car she'll ever need.

Guys, it's time I came out ...