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If it can't be registered, then that means it will probably be confiscated when I get pulled over for doing 115 around I-285 and I'll get more than just a measly $1000 slap on the wrist. That puts a serious damper on my ability to enjoy such a car...

Oof...that thing is laying stripes in 3rd gear...

No picture of the motor, homey?!

Honestly, the only reason I pull the dipstick on my own car is to check oil level. The color is hardly an issue as I change it at the recommended intervals. And even if the car is up to 3/4 of a quart low, it won't even be noticeable on the dipstick. If they could provide a more accurate measure by means of

We need Stewie Griffin to make a comment on this, like yesterday.

Ahh...the thin line between hobby and lifestyle, and the fog of marriage.

I grinned while contemplating all those cars...nice philosophy...

I find this only slightly more offensive than the Dragon Vette.

If it has a hybrid motor, rear drum brakes, less than 4 speeds in the transmission, manual windows, no A/C or muthatruckin plastic wheel covers, then it fails the test.

I thought that was lard butt Kevin Smith right there in the middle and I was about to banish Top Gear USA to eternal internet rumor once again.

Not that I'm not applauding the effort, but I think the install could have been a little cleaner. If he's hacking that much metal, why not just take the drivetrain out of the WRX and leave the Civic body whole?

Damn, Mercedes has trumped Audi's wagon game.

This picture is worth a thousand words...

If Subaru can pull off this concept, why couldn't Ford?

Despite the fellated Mickey Rourke reference and a mention of salad-tossing (no mention of jelly), I'm sticking around long enough to vote Nice Price...and now I'm running away from here as fast as I can...

I hope you didn't conclude that trip by crashing into a couple bulldozers.

Well, I'm partly satisfied that CR had a test driver that knew how to countersteer once the tail came around. I honestly thought all CR evaluations were done by soccer moms while their kids are at school.