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Usually a Phillips or flat head screw driver or some combination of the two from one of the discount bins. You can never have too many screwdrivers...

It succeeds in theory, but fails in execution due to the lack of a cut-shot of the tachometer of a parked vehicle with the doors open revving its motor to redline.

I sure hope he's got that thing in 4-Hi lest those rears start squealin' like a pig on that boat ramp.

Dang...he didn't mention the joke I made about the wheelchair. Maybe I should repeat it here... Eh, whatever. We all have our senile moments...nothing to be ashamed of—especially not after one has lived the life of a race car driver. Good luck in your recovery.

It will need it. Their drivers will have a lot of ego to haul around.

This isn't surprising... You know when you watch these "reality" shows, you can always spot the ones who are on their way out.

Oh, you can beg to be arrested all you want...and they will arrest you. But just as you walk over to be placed in the Camaro, a beat up Ford van rolls up. Plead as you might, you're not getting a ride in the Camaro.

I'm sorry, but I just want to punch the CR-Z right in the grille and force its' nose cartilage up into its' brain.

His Silver Arrow wheelchair will be adorned with the number 102 to commemorate the 1.02 seconds it took for him to hit the ground from the third-floor fall.

That car is hot. The only thing I'd change is take the amber out of the headlights.

Wonder how Porsche will react to this news...

The Mercury that James Dean was driving in Rebel Without a Cause.

Middle GA is actually a suburb of Alabama—most people don't know this, but one drive through Macon will have you convinced.

Geez...I take it that none of them have ever left their booths to grab a bite to eat...

Looking at that diagram makes me wonder how the fuck the suspension stayed in alignment with all the washers and o-rings and washers and o-rings...someone who owns one could probably tell me the answer; someone who owns 12 probably couldn't, but I'm sure that—well, yeah, I just blew my brains out in desperation trying

Audi R8

Makes me wanna go tap on the rear fenders to find the Bondo.