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@Number_Six: So, what? Their average height is 5'5", not 5'4"? Duly noted, thanks. Besides, I had images of Kim Jong-Il riding in the back of this thing—womens shades on and everything—sipping something cold, just chilling, reclined and shit...

Referencing a commercial I saw yesterday on television, this will NOT sell well in Italy.

The average North Korean gentleman stands at a stately 5 ft. 4 in. Why does he need 11.8 more inches of legroom? Assuming a 28" inseam, he could nearly lie down completely horizontal and not touch the front seats.

This thing loses to the SLS on account of door design alone.

Jeez...that's great it can make it through the rough stuff, but how about we make it through unscathed?

Imagine having to explain the meaning to someone unfamiliar with car manufacturers. To them, it just means what it says: dope.

Glad to see they didn't clutter up the center stack with those annoying labels on the buttons that tell which button does what.

Last I heard, Osama Bin Laden was spotted in the foothills of Saskatchewan. Mount up the Marines, we're heading North next. Shame on you Canada for harboring terrorists, now please allow your government to step aside so that we can install our own democracy which supplies the U.S. with free oil. Thank you for your

They warned us in Statistics class about misleading graphs. Those graphs above do no begin at zero so it appears that the Mustang makes nearly 1/3 more horsepower than the Camaro. Anyway, I'm not opposed to V6s in pony cars, but make them silky smooth and free revving...not rebadged truck motors.

So his expectations of the afterlife involve navigating his Pontiac across a barren wasteland where weaponry will necessary?

i just want to warn all the rich foreign types that if you wreck this beautiful car, I will come to your house and cut your testicles off. And no court on Earth will convict me—YOU WILL DESERVE IT.

I heard a saying once: "They make the white Mustangs to keep the sissies out of the black ones."

Needz mor Dubz.

Wait... That's a 1st-gen M3? Aw shit, man, where do I stick my weiner?

Where do you pour in the water?

This car only gets a pass for its ability to make my own face smile more goofily than its own. I want one. In black.