"You see, they call it Jaguar *snaps fingers; points pistols* because it's coooool...like a cat! Oh yeah..."

Hmm...I'd never heard it referred to as this before. I always referred to them by their more commonly known name: "McDonalds."

That's a beautiful idea, but having to pay for it means you have to REALLY be bothered by others' parking. A key-scratch costs nothing, nor does a door-ding.

I'll just agree to disagree with anyone who thinks this car looks attractive. The Alfa Mito is attractive. The C30 is attractive. Hell, even a $15 Focus is attractive. This Porsche thing? No. Not even close. I'd let them reduce their line-up to Panameras and Cayennes ONLY before I would allow this thing in…

How do you turn a mid-engined car into a hatch again?

This has potential. It's funny, yes, but not monumental. You have to make sure the subject is deserving of such banter. Now, if these two lovely chaps had stood next to the gentleman visible behind Jay on the left, THAT would have been funny. (I'm talking about the spaced-out looking dude with the fashionable white…

The fuck? That's a nice car! From a distance, that pinstriping appears to be nicely done. I'd hit it.

That show was a little before my time. But later on, when I'd catch re-runs, I thought it was rather kinky.

@takeshi:

Shouldn't they write-

@leavethegun-takethecannoli:

@Alexander Card:

@alexander_the_car_salamander:

@smalleyxb122:

Congrats...

@.357 Lost The Fuckin Star, Eh:

@pleco believes in FOTA:

@Leeeeena, a Jalopchick:

@CPO Alfisted:

I want to play a 1st-Person Shooter game through a map of #1. I would LOVE to go trespassing in it, too.