That's "Piece of Cake." And it's the squadron leader's dog who piddles on everyone else, though the SqLdr denies it, even if it happens right in front of him — especially if the piddlee is enlisted. Excellent book and OK miniseries.

The cartoony, disintegrating-alarm-clock sound effects as Trelane's "instrumentality" mirror shatters from Kirk's dueling-pistol shot are for me a minor bright spot in this outing. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

Gloom, despair, and agony on me!