“And what kind of harebrained scheme involves crashing your own car into a showroom to steal another one?”

20,000 clicks and counting ... just think of all that ad revenue!

“The prevailing theory is that she had a bad enough concussion/hematoma that she could have died from it if she went untreated.”

“A slow bleed, or a clot, from the injuries he gave her could well be what really killed her. “

“... where she lost her life.” Try using an active construction instead of a passive one to try to hide the actions of the actor:

Actually it’s not legal for the most part except in states like California, where the PUC carved out an exemption for some of their services.

“So Mathis declines to comment now, but was all too happy to chat about all the marijuana found in Bland’s system?”

People die all the time and people who are 37 sometimes die as well. It's telling that Jezebel runs with the story despite there being no evidence of any improper behavior and without the benefit of autopsy results.

“She apparently had PTSD, wounds consistent with self harm, a past suicide attempt, and self reported being depressed. “

“If she told them she was suicidal (as her booking documentation says)“

“Fucking. Bullshit. Asshole. Troll.”

“Top that with police releasing the fact that marijuana was in her system and I smell all kinds of bullshit. What the fuck does that have to do with her death?”

Maybe eating all of the marijuana on your person to avoid going to jail for that might have exacerbated her mental health condition as well ...

Maybe eating all of the marijuana on your person to avoid going to jail for that might have exacerbated her mental health condition as well ...

I don’t mind the typos as much as the complete and utter lack of any fact checking on any of these stories at all.

“now explain why you didn’t follow protocol and have her on suicide watch.”

Congratulations, the groundless speculation on that post comes pretty close to the nonsense of internet experts who think that jet planes couldn’t have caused the twin towers to fall down.

Well, the booking documents show that she did attempt suicide just this year. This would have to be within the last 6 months. “Have you ever attempted suicide? If so, when, why, how? In 2015, lost baby, by taking pills.”

Well, the booking documents show that she did attempt suicide just this year. This would have to be within the last 6 months. “Have you ever attempted suicide? If so, when, why, how? In 2015, lost baby, by taking pills.”

What’s the going price for a snuff video ...