#2 and #3 are the most contrived. bomb squat officers don't wear that unwieldy, padded armor for nothing. the shock wave of an explosion cannot only throw you through the air, it can crush your organs. yes, crush your organs.
on this basis, my suspension of disbelief yells see, ya later and leaves, because niylah and…

dude, you got some serious problems… *smh*

TPoppaPuff,