You do know that its gross to cheer on prison rape, right? fucking disgusting. The majority of men in prison are black men in jail, some in for minor crimes, some in for nothing at all. But your dumbass here in cheering for rape.

Kelly is an objectively awful person, but expressing joy that he’ll get brutally raped in prison is pretty fucking sadistic. Sexual violence in prisons, and the enabling of it, hurts way more people than just those who you deem “deserving”. And in any case, perhaps we as a society should hope that no one is ever…

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?

What if it’s a fetus? Or bees? Or magma?

If the charge is the same for milkshake or urine, might as well go urine!

You know, call me crazy, but I’m starting to think that a medium that allows for unmoderated real-time stream-of-consciousness rambling doesn’t always produce the most accurate or eloquent results. It’s almost as though maybe we should stop dropping our monacles into our champagne glasses and collapsing on our…

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values what you have to say.

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

That just gave me a rather frightening thought—-the one shining moment of JFK’s presidency that everybody seems to agree upon was his handling of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Can you imagine if present-day Donald had been the one in that situation?

Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the…

Bunch of participation trophy-having, system-abusing, freeloading, special snowflake Republicans.

They should start calling it “lactosing the intolerant”.

Don’t worry. Some of us got it. Others just go right to seeing red, but some of us  are used to the snark level around here.

I appreciate you showing how goddamn stupid people, even ones I agree with, can be. A sub-clause that indicates ridiculous hyperbole is a clear sign of sarcasm. Is it the Internet? I don’t think people in 18th century England were accusing Smith of seriously advocating for cannibalism.

For the record, I understood and enjoyed your joke. “and all other times” negates the needs for an /s. Sorry you’re getting shit on. Some people are bad at humor, even if their politics are in the right place.

Agreed. The “and all other times” is the giveaway. Subtle. 

I think he was being sarcastic because the GOP’s position is it’s NEVER the right time to talk about guns.

It seems people have decided to read your comment as sincere, rather than the dry, dark humor you intended. That’s just one more goddamned shame on top of the pile.

whooosh

We all heard you the first time. I understand you, I have dismissed what you’re saying as garbage. He believes no such thing. He’s a gutless coward who doesn’t want to take sides.