One thing I was certain of going into this midterm was that no matter how good of a night Dems had, Republicans would claim Dems lost.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Let’s rewind the clock to about 1980 or so. Reagan picks up the baton of an anti-government platform from Barry Goldwater, after Goldwater’s acolytes effectively assumed control of the GOP. What followed was a systematic expungement of anyone and everyone that didn’t toe the party line, ultimately leading to the…

Democratic rule of thumb: in the absence of any other info, vote for the person who is defending your right to fucking vote.

Tucker selflessly volunteered to be a human sacrifice but did not meet the minimum requirements.

Not to try to compare myself to Mr. Beckham, but I did something similar to the spin dropkick, but mine involved trying to catch a falling cell phone and kicking into a toilet, a good 8 feet away. Which is a much smaller target, but in sure his kick was hard too.

Oh look, someone saw the Laffer curve in their high school econ class.

Fuck you.

I really enjoy how quickly Trump supporters confirm our assumptions about their idiocy and ignorance. 

Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan when he was Pete’s Age.

Always remember, don’t fight to raise everyone up, fight to drag everyone down.

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

Yes, sitting back and watching crimes against humanity is definitely a concession that shows that American imperialism is the problem. Meanwhile, Russian planes killed at least 13 people around Idlib this morning, but at least Assad hasn’t used his CWs again... yet.

That wasn’t my mother that was my pet goat. but she says you eat pussy real good and don’t mind if some shit balls fall in your mouth.

I thought that’s what Trump was supposed to be doing for the last 20 months.

This is what right-wingers get wrong when they view this issue. They think libs are silent about this while shouting about things like children in cages at the border. And that indicates a bias towards certain kinds of justice and injustice. This is not the case. The reason we’re silent about this is because no noise…

I expect Manafort to be found guilty on some but not all (maybe 6-8 of 18). I think they find him guilty filing false tax returns, because that’s something easily understood by the jury. The charges related to bank fraud, I think are harder to get a conviction. It’s a harder charge to communicate to a jury. The…

On a somewhat related note - Im a registered democrat, a decision I made, after being independent for all of my adult voting life, because of the atrocious policies being put in place by republicans.  I will never vote for a republican again.  Straight democratic ticket.  I voted in the primary because I do care about…

He hitched before he ditched.