If you need any evidence about how fucking stupid one of the sides of this “controversy” is, here it is: some people are very, VERY publicly protesting inequality in the justice system- and more specifically, how cops shoot black people without any repurcussions- and the COPS respond with some stupid fucking comments…

You know, if you tell the truth, you only ever have to tell one story.

Having served in artillery, I can tell you that some guy with an MG sticking out of his window would not be a problem.

Jesus. Who’d have thunk that in 2018 America so many stupid, half-literate white people would rush desperately to the defense of an old racist rich guy who owns a totally useless business that profits by underbidding and cutting corners, who created some of the ugliest branding in the history of capitalism, who has a…

They also don’t care if he committed campaign finance fraud

“Band I never heard of”

Take it from me and don’t get your hopes up...having said the same thing going into every birthday party I’ve had in my adult life, it never is, and you’ll only end up disappointed.

Enough with the “Why aren’t they raising hell about this?”

“.And no one talks about that”

I’m more angry at his shitty attitude than I am at the practical effects of his not voting, which I admit were negligible. But I had numerous conversations with people during the election who espoused the same apathetic viewpoint, and there were far too many takes from lefty commentators and columnists which…

I do find it funny that the National Enquirer is forgettable enough that what you’re remembering wasn’t even from them, but rather Weekly World News.

That almost exactly matches Bryce Harper’s numbers over the same period except that Harper’s numbers in each category are much worse.

Whatever you say, snowflake. Check out that tweet. It alreasy has FOUR hearts in just two days. Come back to me when you go viral.

Honestly I want him to play. Its not like he was the only reason the team was bad and this team is about to begin a complete rebuild. I am a fan and players like Davis can do things that I enjoy as a fan. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I am unlikely to see the O’s in the World Series and seeing shit like Davis…

Apt. I wish his supporters understood that this is how the world sees him, no joke

Why would you write about not knowing who a key figure in this whole thing is? If you don’t know, why didn’t someone who has been following along pick this story up to write about?

Man, you’re some kind of news person, huh?

“I’ve found that most threats of violence that are yelled out of Volkswagen Jettas are unfounded.” 

The real victims here are Caroline, Steven, Michelle, Jay, Ethan, Jaxon (?!), Gary and Sylvia, who will never know the joy and polite applause of a quarter-century birthday stadium shout out. Don’t ask me how I know this, but with their collective history of hard living and unhealthy habits, there’s no way any of…

Aw, this makes me kind of weepy. The Trump people have come so far. I remember when campaign surrogates had to go to progressive Broadway musicals to get triggered by booing crowds.