Carrying bikes on top of a car is not a sportsmanlike way to run a race!

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?

“...I was disappointed to see Theresa May, our unelected Prime Minister refuse to condemn this policy...”

GE sold off all of their remaining interests in NBC/MSNBC over two years ago.

He could be Secretariat of State.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

*Watersportsgate

his on air partner James Wetback is on slightly shakier ground

I’m not making excuses for you. I’m saying you’re blowing bullshit. And you’re too dumb to know it so you keep digging deeper into the nearest pile of shit you can find. Have fun, dumbbell. And don’t be so smug, dipshit. You literally don’t know what you’re talking about. But you like your own smell.

Poker: a gambling card game in which players try to acquire cards with a face value as close as possible to 21 without going over.

We’re all clear this story is made-up Boston-homer horseshit, right?

Did you actually... read the posts? Or just jump down in the comments section to complain? In almost if not every single post, the writer says they feel alone because their anti-Trump feelings are the extreme outlier.

Pretty much every one of these anecdotes acknowledges that their viewpoints are in the minority among their fellow servicemen.

is “steroids” a new slang term for “all-you-can-eat ribs”?

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Wings. The band The Beatles could have been.

I can’t imagine having to tell Whitlock there are no steaks in this game.